15 facts to know that you are from Canada, funny or not?

You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….
1.You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
2.You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3.The mosquitoes have landing lights and the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
4.You have more miles on your snowblower than your car and Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
5.You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat and at least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
6.You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
7.You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
8.The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
9.You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
10.You know which leaves make good toilet paper…
11.The major parish fund-raiser isn’t bingo - it’s sausage making.
12.You find -40C a little chilly.
13.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
14.You can play road hockey on skates.
15.You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction and you always head south to go to your cottage.
16.You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends…